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Top 10 ways to survive a Scrum that Sucks

January 21st, 2008

10. pick the easiest task you can on the list
9. find something to do with all your free time
8. stretch out all estimates to take longer than they should
7. take off hours each day so it looks like you are working
6. going to your daily standup is more important than anything any work
5. write off days with Sprint review or planning as wasted
4. don’t work on anything unless it is on your list
3. spending time with your Scrum team is more important than any work
2. there are no consequences for not finishing on time
1. don’t ever miss meetings doing actual work



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