Comments on: Top 10 ways to survive a Scrum that Sucks http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/ A Place to Bitch and Complain About How Much Scrum Sucks Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:31:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 By: Rookie http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-125 Rookie Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:49:24 +0000 http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-125 How to become a successful Scrum Master (even if you know nuts about software development). 1. When asked about technical topics. - You answer, “Well, what information do we have?” 2. When asked further. - You answer, “Well, what do we know?” 3. When asked again yet another time. - You answer, “Well, what is the business impact if we delay the solution to another sprint?” 4. The best is, if the Team still insist on an answer. - You say, “The Team decide!” How to become a successful Scrum Master (even if you know nuts about software development).

1. When asked about technical topics.
- You answer, “Well, what information do we have?”

2. When asked further.
- You answer, “Well, what do we know?”

3. When asked again yet another time.
- You answer, “Well, what is the business impact if we delay the solution to another sprint?”

4. The best is, if the Team still insist on an answer.
- You say, “The Team decide!”

]]> By: Rookie http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-124 Rookie Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:44:48 +0000 http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-124 How to become a successful Scrum Master (even if you know nuts about software development). 1. When asked about technical topics. - You answer, "Well, what information do we have?" 2. When asked further. - You answer, "Well, what do we know?" 3. When asked again yet another time. - You answer, "Well, what is the business impact if we delay the solution to another sprint?" 4. The best is, if the Team still insist on an answer. - You say, "The Team decide!" How to become a successful Scrum Master (even if you know nuts about software development).

1. When asked about technical topics.
- You answer, “Well, what information do we have?”

2. When asked further.
- You answer, “Well, what do we know?”

3. When asked again yet another time.
- You answer, “Well, what is the business impact if we delay the solution to another sprint?”

4. The best is, if the Team still insist on an answer.
- You say, “The Team decide!”

]]> By: Ari Dubov http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-21 Ari Dubov Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:39:37 +0000 http://www.scrumsucks.com/2008/01/21/top-10-ways-to-survive-a-scrum-that-sucks/#comment-21 Looks perfectly straight to me. Of course, I'm also the type of person who allegedly [ahem! allegedly] agree with everything. Looks perfectly straight to me. Of course, I’m also the type of person who allegedly [ahem! allegedly] agree with everything.

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